"On January 20, 2009, you may very well be welcoming to the White House Rudy Giuliani and his lovely wife, whoever that may be at the time. ... Giuliani's first wife was his cousin. I'm not making that up. I think that's a very cheap way to go after the Southern vote." –Bill Maher
On Rudy Giuliani saying during a debate that he couldn’t possibly describe the mistakes he's made in 30 seconds. "Here's a hint. It starts with annulling my first marriage to my second cousin and it ends with my kids from my second marriage supporting Barack Obama because they hate my third wife." --Jon Stewart
"During a speech to the NRA, Rudy Giuliani was interrupted by a cell phone call, which he stopped his speech to answer. Giuliani then told the audience, 'That was my wife reminding me to pick up some milk at the 9-Eleven'" --Seth Meyers
"Iran's president wanted to lay a wreath at Ground Zero, but his critics said, 'No, no. You are trying to exploit Ground Zero for political gain, and that is Rudy Giuliani's job.'" --Bill Maher
"During the Democratic debate Tuesday night, Senator Joe Biden criticized Republican candidate Rudy Giuliani, saying, 'There's only three things he mentions in a sentence -- a noun, a verb, and 9/11.' Giuliani later responded, saying, 'Joe Biden sucks 9/11.'" --Seth Meyers

And the grand finale from: Alternate Brain

I have three dogs and I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big Wand standing in line at the check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I woke up in intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid broad... why else would I buy dog food??]'Cause ya got company comin'? Put toothpicks in the kibbles, they'll never know the difference...

al-qaeda declares war on christmas
From This Blog Will Self-Destruct in Five Seconds

(CBS) LOS ANGELES - The FBI has issued an "intelligence information report" warning of possible terrorist threats against shopping malls in Los Angeles and Chicago over the holiday season, it was reported Thursday.

According to reports, the warning states that: "As of August 2007 Al-Qa'ida planned to strike U.S. shopping malls in Chicago, Illinois, and Los Angeles, California, during the 2007 Christmas season. Al-Qa'ida hoped to disrupt the U.S. economy and had been planning the attack for the past two years."
But I thought we were fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here in the department store checkout lines. But, wait...

The FBI and Los Angeles police today downplayed the significance of an unsubstantiated counter-terrorism warning that Al Qaeda may target shopping malls in Los Angeles and Chicago this holiday season.

The warning became public shortly after a declassified version of an intelligence report was distributed to thousands of law enforcement agencies around the country. Counter-terrorism officials quickly cautioned that it was based on an uncorroborated report from a foreign intelligence source and had been known to U.S. authorities for weeks.

Doh! We didn't mean to leak that to the press (shh, of course we did).

Be afraid - but continue shopping or else the terrorists win.

The Stick of Tyranny
From Sumo for Sumo Merriment

There is a terrible irony here somewhere. I think ol' Pervez is beating up on Benazir Bhutto this time. We'll have to wait and see what the outcome of her protesting with her followers in tow will have turned out in Rawalpindi. I think it bodes ill for Ms. Bhutto though. This guy does not want anyone raining on his parade as el presidente or as general either for that matter.

Man just does not change does he? You'd think that people would learn from the mistakes and "ends" of others...but apparently not! Therefore they shall be doomed to repeat it from here to eternity...with the lives of innocents staining their coattails for all to see. Pervez must be extremely paranoid by this time in the game. It will sneak up on him just like Ghandi...only Mahatmas didn't deserve it.

Cheney/GOP Deja Vu
From TomCat for Politics Plus

9cheney Gareth Porter of Inter Press Service reports that Vice President Cheney has been thwarting the release of a long-overdue National Intelligence Estimate on Iran because it doesn’t deliver the casus belli for war:

A National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) on Iran has been held up for more than a year in an effort to force the intelligence community to remove dissenting judgments on the Iranian nuclear program, and thus make the document more supportive of U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney’s militarily aggressive policy toward Iran, according to accounts of the process provided by participants to two former Central Intelligence Agency officers.

The current dispute over the Iran NIE bears striking resemblance to the controversies that played out over pre-war Iraq intelligence in at least two important ways:

1) Administration Stifling Dissent

  • NOW: According to IPS, the draft Iran NIE was reportedly completed a year ago, but the White House rejected it because it contained dissenting views. A former intelligence officer said, “They refused to come out with a version that had dissenting views in it.”
  • THEN: Prior to the Iraq war, the Air Force, Energy Department, and State Department all issued dissenting views on the state of Iraq’s progress towards a nuclear program. Those dissenting views later turned out to be correct, and in the process, greatly undermined the administration’s credibility. The lesson learned by the White House apparently is that this time they need to demolish dissent.

2) Administration Pressuring Analysts

  • NOW: Former CIA officer Philip Giraldi told IPS that “intelligence analysts have had to review and rewrite their findings three times, because of pressure from the White House.” The draft Iran NIE, for example, did not conclude that there was confirming evidence that Iran was arming the Shiite insurgents in Iraq, according to Giraldi.
  • THEN: Prior to the Iraq war, Cheney and his chief of staff Scooter Libby visited the CIA headquarters approximately a dozen times to engage the CIA analysts directly on the issue of Iraq’s nuclear development, “creating an environment in which some analysts felt they were being pressured to make their assessments fit with the Bush administration’s policy objectives.”

The New Yorker’s Seymour Hersh has reported that, despite there being very little evidence that Iran is developing a nuclear bomb, the White House is “stovepiping” intelligence and hiding information from the CIA that makes a case for war.

In February, the intelligence community released a National Intelligence Estimate on Iraq that reported Iran was not “a major driver of violence” inside Iraq, disputing administration claims to the contrary. Former CIA officer Giraldi says the the White House is looking for “a document that it can use as evidence for its Iran policy.” Fortunately, not all analysts are willing to “fix the facts around the policy.” [emphasis original]

Inserted from <Think Progress>

I remember that Reich  castigating John Negroponte, for speaking out and saying that it was not likely that Iran could develop nuclear weapons.  They also told the head of the AEI, in effect, to mind his own business for saying there is no evidence that Iran has a nuclear weapons program.  I trust that you are sharing with me that sickening sense of Deja Vu, so reminiscent of the Downing Street Memo.

Happiness?
From niCk (Mem Beth) for
This*is*it

If they attacked us because they hated us, will war make them love us?

This essay was written by Barbara Kingsolver in the days after Sept 11, 2001:
A Pure, High Note of Anguish

I cannot believe we are still trying to avenge this act, with no end in sight, without someone trying to initiate some kind of dialogue of consolation or forgiveness.

Is it possible make them agree with our way of life, by destroying theirs?

Is there still a chance to bring any of those souls back to life?

War?  Jobs?  Don't Worry About It!
From Mary Ellen for
The Divine Democrat

Wow, here I was gone for only a week and to my absolute astonishment I find out that we no longer have unemployment, the war in Iraq has been won, and homelessness has virtually disappeared! According to John Gibson, of Faux News, "we have full employment, and the economy is sailing strong into a storm of $100 a barrel oil. On yet another front, a published report today said that homelessness is virtually over. People may have crushing mortgages, but they have homes. So all in all, the war is going in our favor. Proof of that is that Democrats have shut up about it. Bush has made sure you have a job, and this economy has insured you have a home."

Ok...I haven't been gone that long that I actually believe that load of steaming dung that John Gibson tries to pass as news, but the right wing loonies take it for absolute truth.

Regarding homelessness being "virtually over", the demented Bush devotees might want to take the time to look into the facts of homelessness. According to Breitbart.com, in Amherst Massachusetts about 1,800 homeless families were in Massachusetts shelters early last October, from 1,400 in June 2006 and just under 1,200 in June 2005, according to state figures. There are more families in shelters now than at any time since the inception of the state's family shelter program in 1983, according to the Massachusetts Coalition for the Homeless. State officials blame a wide range of problems—from cuts in assistance to the recent housing crisis. "We're very concerned that this is going to keep going," said Julia Kehoe, commissioner of the state Department of Transitional Assistance. This is just a small sampling of what is happening throughout the country.

Living in a shelter is not living in a home. Granted, it's better than living in a box on the street. Maybe John Gibson could stop over and visit the First Presbyterian Church in downtown Dallas, Texas, which has opened its parking lot to homeless people, allowing as many as 150 of them to sleep on the pavement while a security guard keeps watch. They started the practice after police began removing people found sleeping in public places.

Now...what do you say to the mindset of a guy who says we have "full employment"?

Manufacturing shed 18,000 jobs in September and is down 223,000 over the past year. With the housing crunch, builders and contractors have been hit with a 34,000 jobs lost and 77,000 over the past few months.

The White House will never discuss the fact that unemployment numbers only count the people who have filed for unemployment benefits. When they have reached the end of the time they were eligible, they are no longer visible in the eyes of the Department of Labor. They are still looking for jobs, but are not counted among the 4.7 per cent unemployed.

The largest numbers of people who are affected by unemployment are the ones who are working at jobs that are part-time or low-paying, or both. They are underemployed. Some are men and women who have earned college degrees and have held positions of authority in companies that have since folded. Many are working in the types of part time jobs they once worked as high school summer jobs.

When Bush comes before the American people and says that 180,000 jobs have been created, are they full-time jobs with benefits? No, this isn't likely. Many families are working one full-time and two part-time jobs in order to make up the money they lost when the corporation they worked for moved overseas in order to escape taxes and hire cheaper labor.

Let's talk about our "economy is sailing strong into a storm of $100 a barrel oil". Sailing strong? As I'm watching the morning news, I'm hearing about the stock market it the dumpster, the dollar is so low it's embarrassing, and Walmart and other retailers are in a panic over the signs that the consumer confidence is so depleted that they don't want to start their Christmas shopping until the last few days before Christmas. Can you blame them? It's been reported by AAA that gas prices will jump another 20 cents per gallon by Christmas. It's not just the high cost of oil that is sending consumers into a panic, but the constant reports of toxic toys coming from China. I don't know about you, but a date rape drug wasn't on my list of toys to buy for my grandchildren this year.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm already sick of the Christmas commercials on tv and the barrage of retail catalogs that filling my mailbox. While searching for a music station on my radio early this week, there was one that was already playing Christmas music!

When John Gibson said that the war in Iraq is "going in our favor", I wasn't sure what he was talking about. I know I haven't been around my computer and had little time to look at a newspaper, but was there an event in Iraq that I missed? The last time I looked it was reported that we have lost more than 852 military personnel in Iraq so far this year. That's not including the thousands of our soldiers who have been so seriously injured they will be under constant medical care for decades to come. Going in our favor? Tell that to the families of those soldiers lost and wounded, John.

In October, civilian deaths increased, according to statistics obtained by the Iraqi government. A recent report from the Special Inspector General for Iraq reconstruction last month found little prospect of “lasting” reconciliation in Iraq. At least 887 Iraqis were killed last month, compared to 840 in September, according to the data compiled by the interior, defense and health ministries. So, who's "winning" in this war? It's not our military and it's not the Iraqi people.

It all boils down to this....I really missed reading my favorite blogs and communicating with intelligent bloggers who know reality from Faux News propaganda. It's good to be back to the real world again!

Comcast.net Entertainment - Winona Ryder Goes Trekking
From Der Parson for
Der Parson's Rant

Comcast.net Entertainment - Winona Ryder Goes Trekking

STAR TREK GEEK WARNING!

I'm sorry, but this movie is going to SUCK and suck hard. They are just beating a dead horse, if they had any respect for Gene Rodneberry they would just let Star Trek go, let the fans imaginations run wild with how things started and end. Star Trek "jumped the shark" a long time ago, sometime during Deep Space 9. Then Voyager just made things worse, Enterprise wasn't as bad as Voyager, but it wasn't that great either. At least they could do is put money into the actual story and writing for a movie, not put all the money into special effects. Give us a actual story, hire some good writers. I hear there a bunch out of work and might need some money. This is just crap, making Spock's mother a Vulcan! Anyone that ever watched any Star Trek would know Spock's mother was human. She was even in a episode of the original TV show. I could care less about Winona Ryder, I'm sure she would be good in the role playing a human or Vulcan. (If you want to see a twisted movie watch A Scanner Darkly with Winona. It really messes with your mind)

Just like the whole Star Wars episodes I,II, III. The only half decent movie was episode III, and only because it paralleled our own screwed up government. We were better off left to our imaginations on how Anikin became evil and all that.


ALL I WANT FROM HOLLYWOOD IS TO STOP SCREWING WITH MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!

Gina Serpe, eonline
Fri Nov 9, 9:24 AM EST
For Winona Ryder, it's a fine line between pixie-like and Vulcanesque.

The actress has become the latest boldface name attached to J.J. Abrams' highly anticipated reboot of the Star Trek franchise, signing on to star as mother to a young Spock.

It will be Ryder's biggest studio film since 2002, when the two-time Oscar nominee costarred in Mr. Deeds with Adam Sandler and S1m0ne with Al Pacino. Ryder laid low for several years following her shoplifting arrest and has only appeared in a handful of mostly independent films, most notably in Richard Linklater's 2006 rotoscope-animated feature, A Scanner Darkly.??

Variety reports the erstwhile Heathers star will play the Vulcan mother of the Starfleet logician,?? sending Trekkers into a tizzy. Abrams is messing with a key element of the Star Trek canon: In all previous installments of the franchise, Spock's mother was human, not Vulcan (the pointy ears come courtesy of his father's side of the family).

As conceived by Trek mastermind Gene Rodenberry, Spock's mother was Amanda Grayson, a teacher who met and married Sarek, the Vulcan Ambassador to Earth. The two later decamped?? to planet Vulcan. Spock's maternal unit was first introduced in a 1967 episode of the original series and portrayed by actress Jane Wyatt. Wyatt reprised the role in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

The 36-year-old Ryder will mother Heroes' Zachary Quinto, an actor just six years her junior. It's unclear whether movie makeup magic will make up the age difference or whether Ryder's character will only appear in flashback. Original Spock Leonard Nimoy is also slated to appear in a cameo role, though it's unclear in what capacity.

No official details have been released about the film's plot, other than it will revolve around the Starship Enterprise crew's first mission together.

Ryder's addition signals the end of casting. In recent weeks, Abrams beamed up Chris Pine (Kirk), Karl Urban (Dr. McCoy), Simon Pegg (Scotty), John Cho (Sulu), Zoe Saldana (Uhura), Anton Yelchin (Chekov) and Eric Bana (the nefarious Nero) to the film.

Shooting is scheduled to begin on the film this month and is expected to last through March 2008. The film is slated for a Christmas 2008 release.

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Despite Image Gains, Dem Leadership Continues to fail We The People
From John Good for
Left in Aboite

These numbers all show slow and steady improvement, as they well should. However, Democratic leadership is still completely out of step with the will of the American people. We the people elected you in a clear mandate one year ago with some specific goals in mind. Among those goals were: holding this administration accountable and ending the debacle in Iraq.

While I am happy that you now have and have used the power of the gavel to ever-so-slowly lift the large slimy rock of secrecy that has cloaked the abuses of these cronies and their butt-lickers over the last 7 years, I and the vast majority of citizens who elected you to be our agents of change, are furious over your lack of resolve in checking George W. Bush and Dick Cheney when it comes to Iraq!

Ms.Pelosi, if you actually follow through on today's threatened action regarding further funding (or UNfunding if you will) of this military action, then you will at least have started moving in the right direction. Your actions thus far have left me little hope for this, however, and it has grown more and more difficult for myself and my peers to place much trust nor value in the strong words that pass from your lips.

On another note, Dennis Kucinich ( Who really IS an advocate for We The People) has actually gotten his measure to impeach Dick Cheney through the house and into committee, yet, for some strange and unknown reasons, Mr.Conyers has also developed a bad case of the shivers. More to the point, he is acting as if his testicles are in someone's iron grip. This is the very same Mr.Conyers who was instrumental in the release of the Downing Street Memo. The Conyers that has dogged this administration long before it ever became publicaly or politically popular to do so.

We The People have lots and lots of questions on these matters, Nance! What are you, Harry Reid, Conyers, et al, so afraid of? Does this administration have blackmail dirt on all of you? Are you more concerned about the 2008 election than the good of our country? Or are you just so completely out of touch with middle America that you actually think we are with you on these misguided and HORRIBLY WRONG stances?

We The People await your response. . .