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Ignorant Republican Attacks "Existentialism"
From Len Hart for
The
Existential Cowboy
I
suppose the GOP has run out of strawmen --"phony wars",
"pot" "evolutionists", and "secular humanists". Now
they've taken aim at a mainstream philosophy with roots
in the enlightenment, a philosophy defined by a
charasteristic with which goppers have precious little
experience: personal responsibility.
I expect nothing else from a party whose very existence
depends upon blaming everyone and everything but itself
for its many crimes and failures --political and
personal. The GOP is not a political party, it's a cult
and, at the leadership level, a criminal conspiracy that
ought to be investigated by a Federal Grand jury. It
dares to attack a mainstream political philosophy with
roots in Cartesianism and Voltaire's famous statement:
"I have no name but the name that I have made for
myself". But --alas --I have almost grown accustomed to
endemic stupidity and ignorance from a party that is
also characterized by greed and arrogance.
Now Starting: The War on Existentialism
In a stirring speech yesterday, former Missouri
Senator Jim Talent said that not only does global
terrorism demand a stronger a more efficient
military, but also that it is part of an "existential
threat to America."
"These people are reading Jean-Paul Sartre to their
children," the fiery Talent railed. "We cannot have
that influence our society."
"American demands a philosophical undermining that
is grounded, epistemologically-speaking, in a
fervent belief in God and his infinite capacity to
bless us at the same as damning half our citizens to
hell. The Terrorists want to spread their message of
mortal isolation, forlornness, and the accidental
nature of existence upon us, but we must fight
them!"
When asked if he had any experience with
existentialism, Talent replied, "I read The Stranger
once, and all I wanted to do was tell him he wasn't
a stranger to Jesus."
Existentialist Noble Prize Winner
Jose Saramago replied to Talent's ramblings
saying, "Entre os fataés eventos desta presente
guerra, entendo serà de V.m. sem duvida havido por
digno de maior ponderaçaõ, o que aconteceo na Cidade
de Genova, no dia dez do corrente; eu, que com
horror vi o principio, e o fim delle, faltaria aos
empenhos da nossa boa amizade se deixasse de
participalo a V.m. com individuarlhe as cauzas de
que se originou, e narrarlhe sinceramente os factos
mais essenciaes de que se compoz."
To which Talent replied: "Yes, that is exactly the
kind of filth I want to fight."
It
will be a long struggle, defeating existentialism.
We'll have to burn a lot of books. Killing
philosophers should be easy, but what if Woody Allen
has to go as well?
Either way, if the threat to America is, as Mr.
Talent says, existential, I'm sure our brightest
minds will find some way to fight it, just as we did
that pesky War on Drugs that finally went away.
To start with, Talent used the term "existential"
incorrectly. Most certainly, in context, he means
"existentialist" threat. The quagmire of Bush's creation
in Iraq is an "existential" threat whether Talent is an
"Existentialist" or not. Goppers, like Bush, "don't do
nuance". But Talent's mistake can be dismissed. It's
just a product of an inadequate education or willful
stupidity. With the GOP, you can take your pick.
Remember, this is a party that has waged war on public
education. Education lost.
I find it incredible that Talent has ever bothered to
read a book at all --let alone either the "Bible" or " L'etranger"
or, for Talent, "The Stranger". Why does a fundie bother
to read a book when it is so much easier to blame others
for one's own failures?
I am frankly fed up with stupid people telling me and
the nation what to do. While defending Talent's right to
be stupid and his First Amendment right to say stupid
things, I likewise defend my own right to be intelligent
and call him an idiot. So here goes: Talent is a typical
GOP idiot, a typical GOP bigot, a typical GOP ignoramus,
and, because he has chosen to be a gopper, he is
responsible --existentially --for the choice that he has
made. Talent and Talent alone is responsible for having
chosen to be a part of an organization that appeals to
crookedness, that thrives on corruption and lies.
Absolutely unforgivable is the fact the the GOP is --at
its black heart --elitist when there is no valid reason
to be so.
Existentialists are free because, by definition, they
accept responsibility for what they are. There is no
freedom without choice, no choice without
responsibility. Even concentration camp victims of
Hitler found freedom in incarceration. Victor Frankl
purposefully chose his own attitude in the face of
death. Talent is not a free man. Talent is a tool!
Now --if you wish to become expert on Existentialism,
you must start with Descartes' cogito:
I think, therefore I
am. In Southern parlance:
if you ain't thinkin',
you ain't livin'. Even a gopper has no choice but
to admit his/her own existence, given that the gopper in
question has a pulse. One's own existence cannot be
doubted. Everything else follows from that. Then read
Soren Kierkegaard, a "Christian" existentialist. What
could Talent possibly have against a fellow Christian?
Perhaps, the fact that Kierkegaard dared to be
intelligent while Talent and his fellow minions dare to
show themselves in public.
Then there is the monumental volume "Being and
Nothingness" by Jean-Paul Sartre, an atheist
existentialist. If you have time for only one book about
existentialism, read " Existentialism
and Human Emotions" by Sartre. It can be summed up
in a single clause: A man is nothing else but what he
makes of himself". It must surely be the many
corollaries to that which bother idiots like Talent. It
means simply that they --Republicans --can no longer get
away with blaming the entire world for their failures as
people, their failures as a party, their failures in
positions of governmental responsibility for which they
are singularly unsuited.
Let's assume that Talent was born with at least an
average intelligence. Then Talent
alone is
responsible for the sorry-assed, fucked up mess that he
made of himself, the cesspool that his party made of
Washington, the hell hole that it made of Iraq. An
addendum:
20 things you have to believe to be a Republican today
1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a
crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then
it's an illness and you need our prayers for your
recovery.
2. The United States should get out of the United
Nations, and our highest national priority is
enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
3. Government should relax regulation of Big
Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals
who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.
4. "Standing Tall for America" means firing your
workers and moving their jobs to India.
5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about
her own body, but multinational corporations can
make decisions affecting all humankind without
regulation.
6. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of
homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
7. The best way to improve military morale is to
praise the troops in speeches while slashing
veterans' benefits and combat pay.
8. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins
unless you someday run for governor of California as
a Republican.
9. If condoms are kept out of schools,
adolescents won't have sex.
10. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle
our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation
and money.
11. HMOs and insurance companies have the
interest of the public at heart.
12. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound
policy. Providing health care to all Americans is
socialism.
13. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer
are junk science, but creationism should be taught
in schools.
14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him,
a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good
guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy
when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"
diversion.
15. A president lying about an extramarital
affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying
to enlist support for a war in which thousands die
is a solid defense policy.
16. Government should limit itself to the powers
named in the Constitution, which include banning gay
marriages and censoring the Internet.
17. The public has a right to know about
Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving
record is none of our business.
18. You support states' rights, which means
Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what
local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.
19. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of
vital national interest, but what Bush did in the
1980s is irrelevant.
20. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country
is communist; but trade with China and Vietnam is
vital to a spirit of international harmony.--
20 things you have to believe to be a Republican
today
Rudy
Giuliani, Lawrence Ray, & the Mafia
From
Oliver
Willis
Another hit for "America's Mayor" as
more details of his alleged relationship with
mafia-connected Lawrence Ray via Bernard Kerik drips out.
That evidence, reviewed by The Washington Post, shows
that Kerik brought Ray into contact with Giuliani on a
handful of occasions documented in photos and that he
invoked Giuliani's name in connection with a New Jersey
construction company with alleged mob ties that is now
at the heart of the criminal cases.
You can almost hear the
Sopranos theme song in the background.
A Bush
in the
Hand
From
Stan
Matuska
for
U-Blog
Press
Bill Clinton: George H.W. Bush will help President Hillary
Bill Clinton said former president George H.W. Bush will help fix damage done to America's reputation by his son, George W. Bush.
ORANGEBURG, South Carolina (CNN) – Former President Bill Clinton said Monday (Dec. 17th) that the first thing his wife Hillary will do when she reaches the White House is dispatch him and his predecessor, President George H.W. Bush, on an around-the-world mission to repair the damage done to America's reputation by the current president — Bush's son, George W. Bush.
"Well, the first thing she intends to do, because you can do this without passing a bill, the first thing she intends to do is to send me and former President Bush and a number of other people around the world to tell them that America is open for business and cooperation again," Clinton said in response to a question from a supporter about what his wife's "number one priority" would be as president.
A spokesman for the George H. W. Bush said Tuesday afternoon the former president supports his son's foreign policy and has "never discussed an ‘around-the-world-mission’ with either former President Bill Clinton or Sen. Clinton." ( Click here for the full statement)
Clinton and the elder Bush, rivals in the 1992 presidential election, have grown chummy in recent years, often traveling and appearing at public events together. In 2005, they started a charity to help victims of Hurricane Katrina.
UPDATE: The Republican National Committee issued this statement in response to Clinton's comments:
"In 2009, a Republican president will be working with our friends and allies abroad to continue to keep our nation safe," said RNC spokesman Danny Diaz. "The American people expect our leaders — both current and former — to present serious solutions to the very real challenges confronting our nation."
Yeah, whatever. If Hillary becomes the next president, then I have no doubt that the senior Bush would jump for the chance to go on a around-the-world mission to repair the damage done to America's reputation by his son. Bush senior has always seemed to have a cooler head than his son; and isn't afraid to call him out on his failings....though his spoken words first need to be filtered by wife Barbara.
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deserves to be featured on the Blog World Report? Contact Robert.
Steve
Martin
From
By Ken Levine
 Just
finished Steve Martin’s new book, BORN STANDING UP. It is the
perfect holiday stocking stuffer for anyone interested in comedy.
Like most funny people he is very introspective, very neurotic, and
with his talent comes a whole closet full of demons. But he’s very
candid and revealing. He shares his failures – professional and
romantic, his anxiety attacks, his dysfunctional family, where the
back entrances are at Knotts Berry Farm.
Side note: It seems that every artist growing up in LA in the 60s
had a distant somewhat abusive father. What was it with these guys?
“ Son, it’s beautiful and sunny all
the time. You never have to shovel snow like many other kids your
age, so I’m going to have to beat you.”

There’s also a book-on-tape of this book with Martin himself reading
it. (On the one hand you say, “Of course he reads it himself, it’s
first person” but knowing Martin, I would not have been shocked if
he had gotten Stuttering John or Elaine Stritch to do it instead.)
But the thing you miss with the audio presentation is the pictures.
And they’re great. Most never before seen. And even better – he
includes a handwritten critique of his act when he was 15. Wow. You
really feel that he’s giving you the inside stuff.
Martin contends that he had no gifts, that his success was just a
product of sheer will, hard work, and endless repetition. I think he
sells himself short. His stand-up act was inspired, totally
original, and yes, polished over many years but you need the comic
chops to pull it off and he had ‘em.
The book takes you into his thought process. Martin was (and is) a
student of comedy and everything he did was painstakingly
thought-out and carefully crafted. He was no “wild and crazy guy” by
accident. I learned a lot and I've been doing this for awhile now.
From his days in Disneyland, writing for the Smothers Brothers,
losing two girlfriends to director John Frankenheimer – Martin tells
it all. It’s a great and very informative read.
The thing I admire most about him is how he continually re-invents
himself. From stand-up comedian, to actor, screenwriter, novelist,
playwright, and now memoirs writer. There's really only one frontier
he hasn't conquered -- probably because it's the toughest. And maybe
someday, if he has the courage, he'll try his hand at blogging.
Steve, if you need any tips give me a call.
John Edward's Love Child?
From
Polishifter for
for
Pissed on Politics
It's going to be reported
tomorrow by the National
Enquirer (NE) that John Edwards
has a 'love child'. The mother
is apparently in hiding but of
course the NE got pictures.
Dirty Politics.
If it's true it's damaging.
If it's not true it's
damaging.
John McCain's 2000
Presidential Bid was such by
love child rumors which later
turned out not to be true.
Question: If voters can over
look Giuliani's affairs can they
also over look a love child?
The story either way is going
to get coverage by Drudge and
will likey get picked up by the
right wing blogs. We'll see if
it goes anywhere.
I highly doubt it's true. If
it were true it would be nearly
impossible to have kept it quiet
all this time.
National Enquirer: John
Edwards love child scandal
John Edwards Love Child
Report Coming From National
Enquirer
Woman Sees Jesus and George Washington in
Rock
Posted by
James for
Genius of Insanity
 (Above:
Jesus/George
Washington
rock)
A Tucson
woman
strolling
the banks of
the Santa
Cruz river
says
she
un-earthed a
two faced
rock.
Rae
Oliver
discovered
the
stone
last
week.
"So I
pick it
up and,
lo and
behold,
it's
Jesus!
And I'm
examining
it and
looking
at it
and I
turn it
around
and on
the
other
side is
George
Washington."
GOI:
Hmm, it
looks to
me like
a head
of one
of those
stone
statues
on
Easter
Island.
Maybe
"God" is
telling
us to
worship
the
Easter
Island
"Gods."
 It
does
though
look a
bit like
George
Washington
but not
like any
picture
of Jesus
that
I've
seen, in
the
least.
Why
George
Washington
I
wonder?
What
about a
picture
of
Moses,
Peter or
what
about
Mary?
Washington
didn't
attend
church
that
much
and did
not take
communion.
In all
his
writings
he never
mentioned,
"Jesus
Christ."
He even
mentioned
that he
would
consider
those of
all
beliefs
when
hiring
workers
to work
on Mount
Vernon,
including
non-religious
Atheists!!
THE
HORROR!!!
It seems
that
based on
the
evidence,
Washington
was more
of a
Deist
then a
Christian.
So
why
would
"God"
send us
this
rock
looking
like
George
Washington
when
George
Washington
was more
likely a
Deist
and most
Deists
reject
miracles
and
believe
that God
doesn't
interfere
with
human
life?
Sending
us such
a rock
definitely
interferes
with
human
life.
The
thing
that I
find
humorous
about
all
these
supposed
cases of
seeing
Jesus in
rocks,
doors
and
cheese
sandwiches
is that
we have
no
historical
evidence
AT ALL
as to
what
Jesus
looks
like.
And all
those
that
have
been
invented
all look
different.
For all
we know
Jesus
was
black.
Her
neighbor,
Ron
Mozitis,
says it
took him
a few
hard
looks
before
seeing
Christ's
image.
Rock in
hand he
says "I
see
President
Bush
with his
mouth
open. No
wait...
when you
look at
it like
this I
definitely
see the
profile
of
Jesus."
The
meaning
of this
can be
left up
to
interpretation.
Oliver
says she
sees the
G.W.
initials
of
George
Washington
proclaiming
God's
Wisdom.
And the
likeness
of Jesus
on the
other
side?
"It's a
sign of
the
times to
come and
we have
to
change
and be
kinder
and more
God
like."
GOI:
And how
does she
plan to
use the
rock to
"change"
our
greedy,
materialistic,
selfish
society
and
become
more
"God
like?"
Why, by
selling
her
divine
rock on
Ebay of
course!!
Oliver
says she
doesn't
have any
big
plans
for the
two
faced
rock.
She says
for now
she's
reserved
a
special
place on
her
mantle
for it.
Or,
"eBay is
a
possibility."
She says
it's a
gift
from God
coming
just in
time for
Christmas.
GOI:
So she
plans on
thanking
"God"
for this
gift by
selling
it.
Nice.
Because
nothing
says
"Thanks
for the
supernatural,
rare,
divine,
thoughtful
gift"
like
turning
around
and
selling
it for
as much
money as
you can
get.
Only in
America.
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Judge Orders
Hearings as
Suspicions Mount
of CIA
'Torturegate'
Cover-Up
From Skeeter
Sanders for
The 'Skeeter
Bites Report
Not the kind of history this bitch wants to make
...
From Shark Fu for
Angry
Black Bitch
A nod of my Afro to Rikyrah over at
Mirror on America for the tip on this ignorant
bullshit.
I’m not surprised
that campaign minions have begun to smear Senator Obama
with allegations that he was raised a religious radical nor am I
surprised that “his name sure is different” bullshit has reared its
ignorant head.
But I am surprised that anyone thinks they’ll get away
with this shit or that those lame excuses with
fly.
No…uh, uh…not.
Clinton 2008 has officially pissed me the hell off!
A bitch wasn’t even going to dip into the early primaries until
they dove to such an insulting low that even my reluctant ass is
checking airfares to South Carolina (anyone got a bed for a
bitch?).
I call bullshit on any assertion that Clinton 2008…a campaign so
tightly controlled that staffers won’t fart without getting a
memo containing secret code granting permission to do so from
the candidate…wasn’t connected with the over the top obvious as
hell slapping down of the real race card that Bob
Kerrey (who endorsed Clinton) pulled the other day.
"I've watched the blogs try to say that you can't trust [Obama]
because he spent a little bit of time in a secular madrassa,"
the Nebraska Democrat said "I feel quite opposite. I think
it's a tremendous strength whether he's in the United States
Senate or whether he's in the White House."
Oh and...
"It's probably not something that appeals to him, but I like
the fact that his name is Barack Hussein Obama, and that his
father was a Muslim and that his paternal grandmother is a
Muslim. There's a billion people on the planet that are Muslims,
and I think that experience is a big deal."
Yeah, motherfucker…right.
That shit ain’t subtle and you ain’t slick.
If these comments are innocent, then that 2006 Republican
macaca "slip" was an accident.
Catch thy knee, I’m not endorsing any candidate...but I am an
advocate for voter education and I intend to educate my brothers
and sisters in South Carolina about what’s going on in Iowa and
about the difference between a candidate pandering to the black
vote and respecting it.
A bitch wants to ask my brothers and sisters how they’d
feel if their son/brother/cousin/black male friend, who was
running for high office, had campaign operatives smear him as a
drug dealing third generation religious radical rather than
discuss policy differences.

Don't even get me started on the anti-Muslim slant...ugh!
Religious tolerance, my black ass.
I want to know how the same black voters Clinton 2008 is
courting feel about the name game being pulled on Barack Obama
while issues like generational poverty, dealing with HIV/AIDS in
black communities, unequal access to education, job
discrimination (though it looks like at least some Clinton
supporters know a heck of a lot about the anatomy of that shit)
and a lack of affordable housing go unaddressed.
This is privilege as usual …the move they pull when shit gets
competitive so they can take you out at the knees and put an
uppity “he should be happy as a Senator” candidate back into the
submissive “what can I do to help you get elected, Missus?”
position.
The way I see it, Clinton 2008 is willing to risk offending some
primary voters in later states because assholes with
spreadsheets were able to show that the Iowa bump will be worth
it...
...and I guess that answers my questions about politics as usual
versus a real commitment to change.
The Woman has shown herself to be a lot like The Man and that's
not the kind of history this bitch is interested in making.
Blink.
Resist More Media
Consolidation
From Libhom for
Godless
Liberal Homo
From a Free Press Email Alert:
FCC Chairman Kevin Martin and his two fellow GOP
commissioners approved new rules that will unleash a
flood of media consolidation across America. The rules
will further consolidate local media markets -- taking
away independent voices in cities already woefully short
on local news and investigative journalism.
In 2003, the FCC tried to do the same thing, but
millions of people demanded that Congress reject the
FCC's rules. And they did. It's time to do it again.
Amy Goodman gave
further detail on the rule changes on
Democracy Now!
Martin would increase media consolidation by relaxing
the rules for companies seeking to own both a newspaper
and television or radio station in the same city.
Free Press has an
open letter to Congress which they are urging people to
sign.
Take Action!
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