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December 23, 2007

MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!

Great Idea!
From Bartleby for
The Chestnut Tree Cafe

So, Herr Gov. Gropinator is publicly toying with the notion of responding to California's current cash crisis by turning some prisoners loose "early."

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is considering the early release of 22,000 inmates from the state's prisons to save hundreds of millions of dollars in an effort to ease California's looming budget crunch.

The idea is one of many that have been presented to the governor by his departmental budget directors, and he has not decided if he likes it or not, Schwarzenegger spokesman Bill Maile said Thursday. But if the plan were to be put into action, it would constitute one of the biggest early releases of prisoners in U.S. history.

"The governor asked his department heads to work with their budget managers to find ways to cut the budget by 10 percent because of the budget crisis we are facing, and this idea was one of many that was floated in reaction to that request," Maile said. "It's not a proposal yet, just an idea."

California has 172,000 inmates incarcerated in 33 institutions. The release of 22,000 offenders would reduce the number of inmates by 12 percent, and potentially save about $250 million a year, sources told The Chronicle.

Only prisoners who are considered low risk because they are nonviolent, not sex offenders and had less than two years left on their sentences would be considered for the early release.

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Eric Hickey, a criminology professor at the California State University Fresno, said the concept of releasing prisoners early is not new. He also did not think it was wise.

"A lot of these guys are getting time off already for good behavior, so letting them out even earlier sends a message that we're not serious about being tough on crime," Hickey said. "It's not good policy.

"It's unfair to the victims, and it sends the wrong message."

He noted that the recidivism rate among state prisoners - the rate at which they re-offend and have to go back to prison - runs as high as 75 percent.

"When times get tough, someone always proposes letting prisoners go early," Hickey said.

Well, no need to be unfair to the victims. Instead, why not choose a different set of criteria for selecting prisoners to be freed from the Anal Rape Gulag? How about cutting loose the people whose crimes don't have victims, and aren't really crimes anyway? I have in mind the "controlled substance" offenders. And then -- even though the numbers aren't large, we should be scrupulously fair -- turn loose those convicted of "insider trading." Hey, Ah-nuld, got anybody in the can for practicing any trade -- from doctoring to lawyering to plumbing -- without a government license? Let 'em walk.

The savings should be permanent; just stop imprisoning people for non-crimes. That way, you don't need so many cops, either ... or prosecutors. I can think up some more release categories, I'm sure. But, you know, just get started by turning the stoners and the tweakers loose, and that will be enough to solve your budget problems.

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IT'S HIGH TIME WE FIXED OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM, AND GOOD!!!
From Snave for
Various Ecstasies
Many of you whining bleeding-heart socialists claim that we on the right love to go around talking about how bad the public schools are, but that we have no solution. Well, let me tell you a few things about Liberals, about our big, bad government, and about how we can fix the problem, once and for all!

Our big, bad government, run entirely by jack-booted Liberals, has gotten way out of hand. The idea of a public school system is bad enough to begin with...... but now the Liberals have taken over our nation's public school system.We need to do something constructive to solve the problem.The Liberals want to make our children promiscuous by teaching them about sex before they are ready to learn.Much of what our Liberal public schools teach is influenced by Satan.We have some good ways to combat such things.Liberals promote pagan symbols at the expense of Jesus.They want to keep Christ out of Christmas, and they want to promote drug use among our children.Liberals want to keep our Christian faith out of the nation's schools, period.Christmas has become taboo in our nation's schools, thanks to Liberals.Well, I say the Liberals are in for a hard time!The Liberal public schools need to start teaching both sides of every issue.They need to stop giving Christians a hard time.Our taxpayer money needs to go to ALL schools, not just to the Liberals' pet system.If these things don't happen? Let's just say we have a good idea about how to fix things.If that doesn't work, there are more wide-ranging solutions.And there are certainly far better role models out there for our children than Harry Potter or Britney Spears. How about Prussian Blue? They are highly representative of the type of wholesome kids our schools should be producing.The Liberals are going to lose this battle. WE WILL BEAT THEM! We have our ways, all approved by God himself.Someday our schools will look like this.And our school principals will look like this.When Liberalism has been made illegal, the United States of America will lead the world to heavenly glory. And it will start in our nation's schools!Of course there will be things to ignore and overlook along the way, but none of those things matter.We simply need to refrain from doing things like shitting our pants in public, and we will prevail.
The Beatles - Christmas time (is here again)

We're losing another blogger
From The Editor

It turns out that Phil in NY over at E-News Daily is calling it quits.  Here is what he wrote:

I've decided to call it quits for now. My life and job are just to demanding, and blogging has been the furthest thing from my mind lately. I want to thank all of you who visited me since I've started. I've enjoyed talking with you all, and getting to know everyone over the past year.

I plan on leaving my blog up for as long as I can. I might just decide to re-enter the blogosphere once things settle down, I'm just not sure when that will be. Again, you guy's have been great, and I've learned something from all of you. I will continue to visit all of your blogs as much as I can. Good luck, and continue kicking conservative ass, one neocon at a time.
Drop by and wish him good luck and see if you can talk him into posting every now and then.

US Constitution is Undeliverable - Even by Claus Himself
From John Good for
Left in Aboite



Well. . .at least he tried:

December 20, 2007, Washington, DC - This morning, Santa Claus (in the person of noted constitutional lawyer Bill Goodman) drove his sleigh to the White House to deliver thousands of copies of the U.S. Constitution to President Bush.

Americans from all over the country - more than 37,000 of them - asked that a copy of the Constitution be delivered to the President in their name and cordially requested that he make time in his busy schedule to read it.

"While I was going over the list of who's been naughty and nice," Mr. Claus said, as he prepared for his visit to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, "I heard from many people who feel the President hasn't been doing a very good job of upholding his oath to 'preserve, protect and defend' the Constitution."

Responding to an urgent request from the Center for Constitutional Rights, Claus stepped in to bring messages from Americans who felt the President might need a refresher course in the Constitution. Citizens want to remind President Bush that the Constitution forbids torture and spying on Americans without a warrant, requires that prisoners get a fair hearing of the charges against them before a real court and makes the government's treaty obligations, such the Geneva Conventions, the law of the land.

"These Constitutions will make great holiday reading," Claus continued. "I want to be sure that the President has plenty of time to look at them before he decides on his New Year's resolutions."

Lakota Nation Secedes From The USA
From Boss Kitty for BlueBloggin

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“We are no longer citizens of the United States of America and all those who live in the five-state area that encompasses our country are free to join us. This is according to the laws of the United States, specifically article six of the constitution. It is also within the laws on treaties passed at the Vienna Convention and put into effect by the US and the rest of the international community in 1980. We are legally within our rights to be free and independent,” said Russell Means, an activist for Native American rights to reporters at a press conference on Wednesday in Washington, D.C..

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“We are now a free country and independent of the United States of America,” Means said in a telephone interview. “This is all completely legal.”

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Delegation member Phyllis Young said in an online statement: “We are not trying to embarrass the United States. We are here to continue the struggle for our children and grandchildren.” Young was an organizer of Women of All Red Nations.

Other members of the delegation include Rapid City-area activist Duane Martin Sr. and Gary Rowland, a leader of the Chief Big Foot Riders.

Lakota Indians Withdraw Treaties Signed With U.S. 150 Years Ago

The new country would issue its own passports and driving licences, and living there would be tax-free - provided residents renounce their U.S. citizenship, Mr Means said. Withdrawing from the treaties was entirely legal, Means said.

“This is according to the laws of the United States, specifically article six of the constitution,” which states that treaties are the supreme law of the land, he said.

“It is also within the laws on treaties passed at the Vienna Convention and put into effect by the US and the rest of the international community in 1980. We are legally within our rights to be free and independent,” said Means.

Bravo for someone standing up for their rights! Stay tuned for more breaking news when the US responds … The US must respond to constitutional issues. Of course, “the Constitution is just a piece of paper”, GWB.  But, George, this a real Declaration of Independence!

It's almost Xmas Eve ...
From KayinMaine for White Noise Insanity

…which means 24 hours of “A Christmas Story” starting at midnight until Xmas day! Woohoo! My son and I will watch this movie at least 4 times on Christmas day. We love it, so much so, we’re hoping Santa brings us both a Red Ryder BB Gun. Oh yes we do! And what will I do with my Red Ryder BB Gun after I open it and load her up? That’s right people! I’m going to hunt down neocons with it and if I poke one of their eyes out I’m gonna say, “See? I told you so! I told you I’d do that!”.

Eyeless neocons. Oh my. Maybe I should aim lower than the eye socket area?

Okay, back to Xmas cheer…

I went out today and got stocking stuffers and our Xmas dinner which will be a spiral ham and all the fixings. Since I forgot to make candied yams on Thanksgiving, I will be making it this time around, because gawd only knows that my son was absolutely devastated when this dish wasn’t on the table a month ago! Jees. He loves it.

When I got to the wine aisle today there were two women chatting about their Xmas dinner. One of them said, “Yep! This bottle right here should be good. I’ll only use a cup of it for cooking and the rest I’ll be drinking!”, and I said, “Is there any other way to cook Xmas dinner?”. LOL We all had a good laugh. Of course, the holiday cheer quickly ended for a moment for me when I was in the checkout line and asked the clerk if she could get me a pack of cigarettes in addition to my groceries which were now falling off the side of the belt. She immediately threw her arms up, sighed really loud and then stomped 5 steps to get my pack. I’m thinking, “Wow! You need to have some Xmas cooking wine lady!”, but instead said, “Thank you” after she scanned it and gave it to me. Hey, I didn’t want to push it with her because there was no telling what she would do! Go postal on me? Yes! Yikes.

Jasper, our dog, gets a present every year and this year I got him a bunch of tennis balls that comes in a sack (9 tennis balls I think). Along with this, I got him a squeaky toy that is a white fuzzy bear. Well, I put the stocking stuffers and Jasper’s presents in my room on the other side of the bed, so I can wrap them tonight and guess what? Jasper just this second came running out of my bedroom with the fuzzy bear in his mouth. Jasper cannot wait until Xmas! He’s high on excitement! I ripped the bear out of his mouth and will now have to wait for it to dry because it is soaked with doggy slurp! Oh for the love of the Banana Cupcakes….what am I going to do with this dog? He’s a maniac! LOL Cute, but a maniac nonetheless.

We usually have root beer floats or banana splits as our tradition. Sometimes I let my son open a present, but haven’t done that for years. I think it’s because he gets less and less every year because his “toys” get more expensive! What are you doing on Xmas Eve this year?

If I’m not around tomorrow or for the next few days, you’ll know where I’ll be: DRINKING! LOL Hey, Santa needs a break from it all, don’t you think?

Ann Coulter is even more ignorant than I thought
From Len Hart for The Existential Cowboy

I found the following scary insight on a friendly blog. Brilliantly written, it's a rare look at someone who has made a helluva lot more money than she ever really earned or deserved.

Over dinner she reiterated her obnoxious opinion that the “experiment” with woman’s suffrage is the root cause of big government. Like a child playing with an Etch-a-Sketch, she points to a straight line, leading back through history. There, she says… big government started right there, in 1920. That’s when the 19th amendment was ratified, ergo that’s the cause of the whole problem. After that, according to Ann, it was all downhill.

Doug and I looked at each other curiously… But Ann, that same line, if you move it just a bit further, actually seems to start in 1913, when the Federal Reserve was created, the prohibition of income taxes was repealed and the Republic was put to rest through the direct election of senators. Don’t you think these changes to the Constitution and the policies they enabled – like FDR’s gold seizure and our resulting experiment with paper money – were far more significant than woman’s suffrage?

Ann Coulter had never heard of the gold standard. She didn’t believe us when we told her that in 1933 FDR seized all of the privately held bullion in the country, then devalued the dollar – probably the greatest financial crime in history. She didn’t even know it was illegal for citizens to own bullion up until 1974. Bretton Woods? Coulter thought we were talking about tennis rackets. She told me flatly “I don’t know anything about finance or economics.” Not even the basics, like how inflation affects prices or the key role paper money and progressive income taxes have played in building the welfare state. We might as well have been talking to a horse. Ann just looked at us, her long face turned sideways with incredulity.

Lacking anything intelligent to say, she decided to simply insult us. “I was a libertarian as a teenager, but I emerged from adolescence…”

Good one, Ann. What a zinger.

--My Dinner With Ann Coulter

Do we all feel "zinged" now!

I didn't think so.

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